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Post #115710 by MachTiki on Mon, Sep 20, 2004 3:41 PM

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I just thought of an expression that (thankfully) I have only heard once - But, it changed the world as I knew it. It was easily one of the stupidest phrases ever uttered.

I was standing in line at Starbucks when a lady walked up to the counter and asked the clerk with a straight face...

"If I were sugar, where would I be?"

I haven't stepped foot in a Starbucks since.