Post #115814 by Kenike on Tue, Sep 21, 2004 8:04 AM

Another one from the king of all comebacks… Winston Churchill.

One day he gets an invitation from an acquaintance who is producing a play. The invitation says something like, "Please be my guest and come see my new production...and please bring a friend (if you have one)."

Churchill’s reply went something like "Unfortunately I'm unable to attend but would like to come to another showing (if there is one).

[ Edited by: Juno on 2004-09-21 08:05 ]