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Post #116800 by Jungle Trader on Tue, Sep 28, 2004 8:14 AM

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WOW.
We survived a Hurricane. Who's going to make a shirt?
It was a beautiful thing to meet alot of the east siders and to bond with my brothers in the little mini-van. I'm glad I was outvoted too guys. Chikitiki went to Key West....man I'm jealous.
As we were driving around looking for a room the mini-van (sorry Poly Pop) was picked up by the Hurricane and threw us all (Bongofury, TikiTony, ChikiTiki, Poly Pop and myself) into a building about 50 ft. away after glancing off a coconut palm tree. It landed on the driver's side so I was able to open my door and pull everyone out. I don't know who it was but I could hear somebody crying "Where's my mommy, I want my mommy". After I pulled all the guys out singlehandedly, we were able to push the van back up on it's wheels. We survived by eating coconuts that fell off the tree. I cut them up and handed them out to the guys in equal portions. I also rubbed some of the coconut juice on Bongofury's head to ease the pain of the bump on his head. After that we changed his name to Bongofurry cuz his hair was a little different. Chikitiki was whimpering a little as I hugged him and wiped away his tears. Tikitony kept whispering "Surfs up dude" so I knew he was delirious. Poly Pop hugged me and cryed out, "Where's Pablo, my little Guatemalan friend?" When I yelled out to them "Who's your daddy?" they all yelled back "You are Jungle Trader, thank you for rescuing us". It was surreal cuz they all said it at the same time.

Seriously brethren, the Mai Kai is truly an Oasis among a concrete jungle. If you haven't been there, you need to go. There's no place like it on earth. Thank you everyone for your hospitality. The rum tasting party in Pablus room was a lotta fun. Thanks Pablus. And thanks for the dance I Dream of Tiki. Swanky and Tiki Kiliki, thank you both for all your hard work. It was good to meet all of you. Next time I'm hittin' The Keys. Damn you Chiki.


Wao Nahele Kalepa Kumula'au Hale

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-09-28 08:34 ]