Post #117446 by Turbogod on Fri, Oct 1, 2004 4:36 AM

I've usually been 5 minutes ahead so I'm not sure if these count.

In the early 90's I was a Lot Lizard. I transported a car to another dealership. I was in the mechanics garage talking to some guys, I walked out, five minutes later a former employee came in and shot 4 people.

A fews years later, as a pizza delivery guy, I delivered an order. Right after I left, a drunk party goer decided to swing around one of those Samuri-Sword-of-the-Month club swords. There was a beheading.