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DEAR SIR/MADAM,
THIS IS A PERSONAL EMAIL T0 YOU ONLY. I AM THE SON
OF SPAM SPADE, THE FORMER LOAN OFFICER OF NIGERIA,
WHO WAS KILLED BY A RUSSIAN LADY WHO WANTS TO MEET
YOU. HIS MORTGAGE RATES WERE SUPERB, BUT HIS PENIS
WAS TOO SHORT, SO HE ORDERED 60,000,000 VIAGRA PILLS
AND BEFORE HE COULD TAKE THEM HE WAS ASSASINATED BY
5 MILLION EMAIL ADDRESSES AT NO COST TO YOU. NOW I
HAVE THESE 60 MILLION VIAGRA PILLS AND SEEK YOUR
HELP IN TRANSFERING THEM TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I AM USING THIS MEDIUM T0 REACH YOU. HOWEVER I HAVE
NO OTHER CHOICE AND THIS IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL,
YOUR CO-OPERATION IS NECESSARY. YOUR RESUME WAS
SELECTED AS BEING HIGHLY QUALIFIED, BUT THIS IS NOT
SPAM! THIS IS FREEDOM FROM DEBT - CUT YOUR MORTGAGE
IN HALF WITH OUR AMAZING REMOTE-CONTROL PASTA POT.
THIS OFFER IS FREE. YOU HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO DELETE
IT AT ANY TIME.
Y0UR PILLS ARE BEING HELD IN AN INEXPENSIVE DIGITAL
CABLE DESCRAMBLER BOX GUARDED BY TEENY TITS CARRYING
EXPLOSIVE LOADS. THE LOWEST RATES ARE LOCKED IN,
ALONG WITH YOUR FREE GIFT. THESE PILLS MUST BE
TRANSFERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT USING A HAND-HELD
ORGANIZER WHICH MAY BE OBTAINED FROM A FREE
GOVERNMENT-AUCTION WEB SITE. BY VIEWING PHOTOS OF
SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, INCLUDING HORNY WIVES, YOU CAN
LOOK YOUNGER, LOSE WEIGHT, AND INCREASE YOUR STAMINA
WHILE DRIVING PRE-QUALIFIED CUSTOMERS TO YOUR
MULTILEVEL PROGRAM AND MAKE OVER $4000 PER MONTH
GUARANTEED. THESE PILLS WILL NOT ONLY MAKE YOU LOOK
3" LONGER, THEY WILL GET RID OF YOUR FLEAS AND TICKS
FOR GOOD! SIMPLY COPY ANY DVD TO YOUR FREE INTERNET
DOMAIN AND BEGIN YOUR ANTI-AGING PROGRAM TODAY.
THE PLAN IS SIMPLE. Y0U WILL USE NORTON SYSTEMWORKS
(A $300 VALUE FOR ONLY $38.95) TO PURCHASE 37
MILLION SHARES OF TONER CORP STOCK. THEN YOU WILL
MEET ME AT THE WORLD'S SMALLEST DIGITAL CAMERA WITH
$30,000 IN CORAL CALCIUM. WARNING: DO NOT TAKE ANY
HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE OR YOU WILL NOT QUALIFY FOR
YOUR FREE GIFT. ONCE YOU RECONNECT WITH YOUR
HIGH-SCHOOL FRIENDS, YOUR FREE CREDIT REPORT WILL BE
SENT. WITH THIS REPORT, YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN
ONLINE CASINO. ONCE INSIDE THE CASINO, YOU WILL
SUBSCRIBE TO KARA'S FREE FAN CLUB, WHERE YOU WILL BE
ENTERED IN A DRAWING TO PROTECT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.
DO NOT FAIL TO DO THIS, OR I WILL REDUCE THE SIZE OF
YOUR PENIS BY THREE INCHES! KARA'S WEB SITE WILL POP
UP 6,000 PAGES, ALL OF WHICH YOU WILL HAVE TO CLOSE
BY CLICKING THEM. FOR EACH ONE YOU CLICK, TWO MORE
WILL APPEAR. AFTER YOU COMPLETE YOUR ONLINE DEGREE
(IN 8 MONTHS OR LESS), I WILL SEND YOU A HOT AMATEUR
MP3 THAT WILL CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT USING ONLINE
AUCTIONS. NOT EVEN CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, OR OPRAH WILL
KNOW OUR SECRET!
N0W Y0U WILL BE READY TO RECEIVE THE PILLS. YOU WILL
USE THE AUCTION SITE TO FIRE YOUR BOSS AND CLAIM
YOUR PORTABLE DVD PLAYER FROM THE SECRET
ANTI-WRINKLE AGENT. NEXT, BOOST YOUR CELLULAR
RECEPTION AND DRIVE OUR TEENY LOLITAS WILD WITH
HUMAN PHEROMONES MADE FROM PRE-OWNED INKJET
CARTRIDGES. YOU WILL TRADE THE PHEROMONES FOR A
SINGLE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL FILLED WITH A FREE
THIRTY-DAY SUPPLY, WHICH WILL ENLARGE YOUR PACKAGE
EVEN FURTHER. THE HERBAL INGREDIENTS IN THIS PACKAGE
WILL INCREASE YOUR REVENUE PROJECTIONS BY 3" AND
CLEAN THE INNER WALLS OF YOUR INTESTINES. REMEMBER,
THIS IS NOT A SLEEP REMEDY, THIS AMAZING PRODUCT
TARGETS THE BACTERIA THAT ACTUALLY CAUSE SNORING!
0UR PSYCHICS ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR ORDER.
GIVE THEM YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND WAIT FOR THE
BEEP. YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE ULTIMATE SCIENTIFIC
BREAKTHROUGH AND A FREE CREDIT CHECK. DEPOSIT THIS
CHECK IN A PRE-APPROVED ACCOUNT, AND YOU WILL TAKE
HOME 40% OF THE PILLS.
THIS IS A VERY SIMPLE TRANSACTION. THE RESULTS ARE
GUARANTEED. THIS IS A COMPLETELY SECURE INVESTMENT.
I HOPE YOU WILL HELP ME AND MY FAMILY AS WE ARE IN
DESPERATE NEED. PLEASE REPLY ASAP.
SINCERELY,
S0N OF SPAM
P.S., IF YOU WANT TO BE REMOVED FROM THIS MAILING
LIST, SIMPLY GO TO http://www.UNSUBSCRIBE.COM
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