Post #11820 by Mano Tiki Tia on Thu, Oct 24, 2002 7:17 PM

He's grumpy because

He can't blow bubbles
He's the cashier at the Krusty Krab
He can't flip patties
He is a closet Krabby Patty lover
He's a horrible musician
No interpretive dance studios in Bikini Bottom
Hates reef blowers
Has no imagination
SpongeBob is a better artist
Doesn't have Gary
Thinks everyone is an idiot
Fears the hash Slinging Slasher (silly Nosferatu)

Please stop me

[ Edited by: Mano Tiki Tia on 2002-10-24 19:19 ]