Post #118552 by Johnny Dollar on Thu, Oct 7, 2004 11:24 AM

i have the curse of 1) bonking into anything around me since i'm a tall/wide klutz and 2) if there is any appurtenence within two feet of me, i will catch an article of clothing on it. oh yeah, an open container of liquid near me has a half-life of when it will spill, not if :) that is why i drink fast :)