Post #118692 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Fri, Oct 8, 2004 12:55 PM

Here's one that Tikifish and I were fooling around with the other day. It is only a partial transcription from the ancient Coptic:

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I like King Tut and I can not lie
You other mummies can't deny
That when an undead corpse with an itty bitty waist
Disintegrates your face
You get sprung!
Wanna shout out to Amon
Cuz that Tut's got it goin' on!
Deep in the tomb he's raising
I'm hooked and I can't stop gazing
I shouldn't have read that inscription
...In ancient Egyptian
My homeboys tried to warn me
But Tut got my soul
Just like Sigourney
Weaver!
When the ghost of Zool wouldn't leave her
Ooh, walkin' out of that grave
You say you needa brand new slave?
Well Rule Me, Rule Me
cuz you aint that average Ghoulie

So Ladies (yeah?), Ladies (yeah?)
The Tigris and Euphrates! (yeah!)

Get on your knees
Act devout
Even Ramses II got to shout
The Mummy is Back!