Post #118832 by Gigantalope on Sat, Oct 9, 2004 10:10 AM

For years I really hated Christmas...I hate religion, and all the crap that goes with it being forced down my neck (Must be from years of Art History)... a few years ago, I just went WITH it.

One year I locked a large plastic Frosty and Santa in my truck with maps, porn and empty booze bottles in on the dash and cab...as if they had taken a surprize nap on a wild spree

Another year I made my Bob's Big Boy into an Angel, and put a Present on his plate where the Hamburger was.

I also made a white trash nativity, with Joseph and Mary made of pink flamingos, a pink egg in a manger, and three wise birds (plastic owls) with gifts...I think they might have had an airline booze bottle or two as well.

It's all about being more vulgar than the people who offend you.

Go to Ralphs and sing along..with a Bullhorn..sans pantaloon...you get the picture.

[ Edited by: Gigantalope on 2004-10-09 10:13 ]