STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Tiki Socialite Carson, California Joined: Aug 20, 2002 Posts: 2813	STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Posted posted on Fri, Oct 15, 2004 6:51 PM This auction led to one of the funniest sessions on Tiki Shout that I've ever experienced. Tangaroa was joking that I should bid on the tombstone since it was only up to $25,200. I stupidly typed "Dare me to bid on it?" To which MachTiki typed "I double dog dare you" and Tangaroa added, "I triple dog dare you". So of course I had to. With great, gut-strangling trepidation, I clicked on the "bid" button, knowing that with 5 days left on the auction I was probably pretty safe. Still, that bid of $25,400 just about stopped my heart. Of course, I was immediately outbid by the bidder current high bidder, so with a sigh of relief I boasted of my exploits on Shout and was congratulated all around for my male stupidity. "Your Turn, Tang." I now prompted Tangaroa. "FK NO!" he shouted back. But I think my "bawk bawk bawk"s got to him eventually and he went ahead and took the plunge. We were ecstatic and all called him "da MAN!" He was shaking with the adrenaline rush of playing "Ebay Chicken". Now it was MachTiki's turn. His reluctance was even greater than Tangs, because he knew his wife would absolutely kill him. I pick up the transcript of the Shout from that point on. Please note, you will have to read from the bottom up, just as if this was a real Tiki Shout conversation. Please note how a group of grown men quickly revert to playground mentality. The Sperm Whale: You guys could be the dummy's and we will be the wise men 17:35:45 Tangaroa: The stupid-ass wives may just divorce them club. 17:35:43 Tiki-Toa: I tried I DID I DID 17:35:38 Sabu The Coconut Boy: I'm going to go get a drink. You let me know if any of you wusses decides to step up to the plate. 17:35:14 Tiki-Toa: it actually came up when I placed the bid for 26,000 17:35:06 MachTiki: Well guys. What's going to be the name of our elite club that Toa & Spermy AREN'T in? 17:35:00 The Sperm Whale: I mean darn my accounts all messed up 17:34:52 Tangaroa: WHAT! I must own all Sambo's signs! 17:34:37 The Sperm Whale: Thank god for cut and paste 17:34:35 The Sperm Whale: Account Suspended A hold has been placed on your eBay account. Our records indicate that your account is past due, or that your credit card has been declined twice. You will be unable to list or bid on items until full payment is made. Please send a check/money order payment or a one-time credit card. ME TOO TOA DARN DARN DARN 17:33:57 Tiki-Toa: no it is for really I actually owe them for listing fees 17:33:55 MachTiki: suuuuuure 17:33:40 Sabu The Coconut Boy: Tangaroa, I can understand. He bought six big Sambos signs for God's sake. 17:33:37 Tangaroa: Yeah riiiiight 17:33:31 Tiki-Toa: Account Suspended A hold has been placed on your eBay account. Our records indicate that your account is past due, or that your credit card has been declined twice. You will be unable to list or bid on items until full payment is made. Please send a check/money order payment or a one-time credit card payment request to Ebay IT WON"T LET ME!!! 17:33:07 MachTiki: My heart's still racing 17:32:52 Sabu The Coconut Boy: Because that's CRAZY!!!! 17:32:42 MachTiki: Why not?! 17:32:22 The Sperm Whale: YOu guyz are nuts 17:32:17 Sabu The Coconut Boy: I can't believe MachTiki did it. 17:32:00 The Sperm Whale: TOA YOur UP! 17:31:50 Sabu The Coconut Boy: Sperm Whale, you shoud be well aquainted with pier pressure. 17:31:44 MachTiki: Boooooooooooooooooo........... 17:31:39 The Sperm Whale: I think I'll stick with door number #2 17:31:25 Tiki-Toa: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:31:06 Tiki-Toa: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:31:00 Tiki-Toa: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:30:53 MachTiki: Spermy, Spermy. He's our man. If he can't do it no one can! 17:30:50 The Sperm Whale: Tangaroa: This is pure evil, by the way 17:30:48 MachTiki: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:30:16 The Sperm Whale: Uh what am I doing here 17:30:09 Tiki-Toa: actually I was thinking what ever shop it is that sells the tiki mugs 17:30:07 Sabu The Coconut Boy: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:29:59 MachTiki: SPERMY!! 17:29:49 The Sperm Whale: What's my name again 17:29:46 Tangaroa: indentured servitude at Coke Corner for life 17:29:33 Sabu The Coconut Boy: Yeah. Forgot it. Riiiiiight. 17:29:26 The Sperm Whale: I uh lost my credit cards 17:29:19 Tiki-Toa: hey I am the guy with no job, I will just tell them "well I guess I will have to work it off" Sperm Whale: alot more then some 17:28:09 MachTiki: Same way I did 17:27:49 The Sperm Whale: I'll lose all the money for my wedding and then some 17:27:48 Tiki-Toa: who me, how did I get involved in this 17:27:28 Sabu The Coconut Boy: C'mon Spermy. There's five days left. What could possibly go wrong? 17:27:15 MachTiki: TOA... you're next 17:26:57 Tangaroa: This is pure evil, by the way 17:26:41 Tangaroa: You mean you WON"T do it... 17:26:24 MachTiki: buc... buc... buc 17:26:17 Tiki-Toa: COMMMMMMMMMMMMMME ON SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPERMY !! 17:26:10 The Sperm Whale: I CAN'T Do It 17:26:00 The Sperm Whale: i mean 25,900 17:25:12 Tangaroa: Take it to $26,000 Sperm 17:24:54 The Sperm Whale: It's now at 29,000 17:24:45 MachTiki: Calm.... calm... calm 17:24:44 Tangaroa: Now it's Spermys turn... 17:24:35 Tangaroa: HOLY CRAP - MachTiki did it! 17:24:19 MachTiki: I bid $25,800.00 17:24:14 Sabu The Coconut Boy: How was the rush, Machtiki? 17:24:12 The Sperm Whale: yeah Epitaphs 17:24:02 Sabu The Coconut Boy: Do it! Do it! 17:23:44 Tiki-Toa: boy the peer pressure is large here tonight 17:23:42 The Sperm Whale: Let's go back to doing epitaphs 17:23:42 MachTiki:** Fck.... I DID IT!!!!!!!! 17:23:40 Tangaroa:* It's the stupid club - everybody come along! 17:23:32 The Sperm Whale: I think your right 17:23:21 Sabu The Coconut Boy: Spermy thinks this little prank has gone far enough. 17:23:02 Tangaroa: "Mom - I can't let them call me chicken..." 17:22:58 Tangaroa: DO IT! DO IT! 17:22:42 Tiki-Toa: LOL 17:22:25 The Sperm Whale: I'm really scarred 17:22:20 Tangaroa: This is the stupidest auction ever 17:22:05 Tiki-Toa: man makes me wish I was Shag and could afford to bid 17 Sabu The Coconut Boy: No, the rush wouldn't be as good. Your turn, Spermy. The Sperm Whale: Do it again, Tangaroa! I wonder if Hanford realizes what uses his Tiki Shout is being put to. Sabu. PS: I got permission from all parties involved to post this shout transcript. We figure our wives will find out anyway through the grapevine. So we're just as dead one way or the other. [ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-10-15 19:01 ]

This auction led to one of the funniest sessions on Tiki Shout that I've ever experienced. Tangaroa was joking that I should bid on the tombstone since it was only up to $25,200. I stupidly typed "Dare me to bid on it?" To which MachTiki typed "I double dog dare you" and Tangaroa added, "I triple dog dare you".

So of course I had to.

With great, gut-strangling trepidation, I clicked on the "bid" button, knowing that with 5 days left on the auction I was probably pretty safe. Still, that bid of $25,400 just about stopped my heart. Of course, I was immediately outbid by the bidder current high bidder, so with a sigh of relief I boasted of my exploits on Shout and was congratulated all around for my male stupidity.

"Your Turn, Tang." I now prompted Tangaroa.
"F**K NO!" he shouted back. But I think my "bawk bawk bawk"s got to him eventually and he went ahead and took the plunge.

We were ecstatic and all called him "da MAN!" He was shaking with the adrenaline rush of playing "Ebay Chicken". Now it was MachTiki's turn. His reluctance was even greater than Tangs, because he knew his wife would absolutely kill him.

I pick up the transcript of the Shout from that point on. Please note, you will have to read from the bottom up, just as if this was a real Tiki Shout conversation. Please note how a group of grown men quickly revert to playground mentality.

The Sperm Whale: You guys could be the dummy's and we will be the wise men 17:35:45
Tangaroa: The stupid-ass wives may just divorce them club. 17:35:43
Tiki-Toa: I tried I DID I DID 17:35:38
Sabu The Coconut Boy: I'm going to go get a drink. You let me know if any of you wusses decides to step up to the plate. 17:35:14
Tiki-Toa: it actually came up when I placed the bid for 26,000 17:35:06
MachTiki: Well guys. What's going to be the name of our elite club that Toa & Spermy AREN'T in? 17:35:00
The Sperm Whale: I mean darn my accounts all messed up 17:34:52
Tangaroa: WHAT! I must own all Sambo's signs! 17:34:37
The Sperm Whale: Thank god for cut and paste 17:34:35
The Sperm Whale: Account Suspended A hold has been placed on your eBay account. Our records indicate that your account is past due, or that your credit card has been declined twice. You will be unable to list or bid on items until full payment is made. Please send a check/money order payment or a one-time credit card. ME TOO TOA DARN DARN DARN 17:33:57
Tiki-Toa: no it is for really I actually owe them for listing fees 17:33:55
MachTiki: suuuuuure 17:33:40
Sabu The Coconut Boy: Tangaroa, I can understand. He bought six big Sambos signs for God's sake. 17:33:37
Tangaroa: Yeah riiiiight 17:33:31
Tiki-Toa: Account Suspended A hold has been placed on your eBay account. Our records indicate that your account is past due, or that your credit card has been declined twice. You will be unable to list or bid on items until full payment is made. Please send a check/money order payment or a one-time credit card payment request to Ebay IT WON"T LET ME!!! 17:33:07
MachTiki: My heart's still racing 17:32:52
Sabu The Coconut Boy: Because that's CRAZY!!!! 17:32:42
MachTiki: Why not?! 17:32:22
The Sperm Whale: YOu guyz are nuts 17:32:17
Sabu The Coconut Boy: I can't believe MachTiki did it. 17:32:00
The Sperm Whale: TOA YOur UP! 17:31:50
Sabu The Coconut Boy: Sperm Whale, you shoud be well aquainted with pier pressure. 17:31:44
MachTiki: Boooooooooooooooooo........... 17:31:39
The Sperm Whale: I think I'll stick with door number #2 17:31:25
Tiki-Toa: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:31:06
Tiki-Toa: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:31:00
Tiki-Toa: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:30:53
MachTiki: Spermy, Spermy. He's our man. If he can't do it no one can! 17:30:50
The Sperm Whale: Tangaroa: This is pure evil, by the way 17:30:48
MachTiki: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:30:16
The Sperm Whale: Uh what am I doing here 17:30:09
Tiki-Toa: actually I was thinking what ever shop it is that sells the tiki mugs 17:30:07
Sabu The Coconut Boy: Spermy! Spermy! Spermy! 17:29:59
MachTiki: SPERMY!! 17:29:49
The Sperm Whale: What's my name again 17:29:46
Tangaroa: indentured servitude at Coke Corner for life 17:29:33
Sabu The Coconut Boy: Yeah. Forgot it. Riiiiiight. 17:29:26
The Sperm Whale: I uh lost my credit cards 17:29:19
Tiki-Toa: hey I am the guy with no job, I will just tell them "well I guess I will have to work it off"
Sperm Whale: alot more then some 17:28:09
MachTiki: Same way I did 17:27:49
The Sperm Whale: I'll lose all the money for my wedding and then some 17:27:48
Tiki-Toa: who me, how did I get involved in this 17:27:28
Sabu The Coconut Boy: C'mon Spermy. There's five days left. What could possibly go wrong? 17:27:15
MachTiki: TOA... you're next 17:26:57
Tangaroa: This is pure evil, by the way 17:26:41
Tangaroa: You mean you WON"T do it... 17:26:24
MachTiki: buc... buc... buc 17:26:17
Tiki-Toa: COMMMMMMMMMMMMMME ON SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPERMY !! 17:26:10
The Sperm Whale: I CAN'T Do It 17:26:00
The Sperm Whale: i mean 25,900 17:25:12
Tangaroa: Take it to $26,000 Sperm 17:24:54
The Sperm Whale: It's now at 29,000 17:24:45
MachTiki: Calm.... calm... calm 17:24:44
Tangaroa: Now it's Spermys turn... 17:24:35
Tangaroa: HOLY CRAP - MachTiki did it! 17:24:19
MachTiki: I bid $25,800.00 17:24:14
Sabu The Coconut Boy: How was the rush, Machtiki? 17:24:12
The Sperm Whale: yeah Epitaphs 17:24:02
Sabu The Coconut Boy: Do it! Do it! 17:23:44
Tiki-Toa: boy the peer pressure is large here tonight 17:23:42
The Sperm Whale: Let's go back to doing epitaphs 17:23:42
MachTiki: F*ck.... I DID IT!!!!!!!! 17:23:40
Tangaroa: It's the stupid club - everybody come along! 17:23:32
The Sperm Whale: I think your right 17:23:21
Sabu The Coconut Boy: Spermy thinks this little prank has gone far enough. 17:23:02
Tangaroa: "Mom - I can't let them call me chicken..." 17:22:58
Tangaroa: DO IT! DO IT! 17:22:42
Tiki-Toa: LOL 17:22:25
The Sperm Whale: I'm really scarred 17:22:20
Tangaroa: This is the stupidest auction ever 17:22:05
Tiki-Toa: man makes me wish I was Shag and could afford to bid 17
Sabu The Coconut Boy: No, the rush wouldn't be as good. Your turn, Spermy.
The Sperm Whale: Do it again, Tangaroa!

I wonder if Hanford realizes what uses his Tiki Shout is being put to.

Sabu.

PS: I got permission from all parties involved to post this shout transcript. We figure our wives will find out anyway through the grapevine. So we're just as dead one way or the other.

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-10-15 19:01 ]

Post #119808 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Fri, Oct 15, 2004 6:51 PM

I pick up the transcript of the Shout from that point on. Please note, you will have to read from the bottom up, just as if this was a real Tiki Shout conversation. Please note how a group of grown men quickly revert to playground mentality.