Post #120826 by Tiki_Bong on Thu, Oct 21, 2004 11:16 AM

What the hey,

If Hanford wants me out of the general population, then I guess it's just a trend. You see, I was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease and will be leaving in the near future anyways (oddly enough, I never even played baseball!).

But in the meantime, I'll make sure I got the rules correct:

1. No posting anything to new members.
2. No joking with old members.
3. Don't post anything to members I've offended in the past that could somehow possibly be construed as offensive to their prudent sensibilities (?).

I think I can do that.

This kind of feels like I'm the only member in some sort of AA group. And there's a bunch of counselors standing around, observing me with great self-interest waiting for me to fornicate up so they can squash my head. Or not.

Hey! I've got a great idea. You now how you're supposed to, like, punch a bag when you'd really rather knock the shi#, er, poo poo out of someone?

Well, I think that when I feel the inner-urge (not that one) to, what's the e-word?, FLAME!! someone, I'll just create a fake TC newbie to FLAME!! Sort of like creating a alter-ego to absorb my unrelenting abuse.

What should I call this alter-ego? I think I'll name him/her/it "Generic Tiki Newbie".

Watch for the action soon!

Oh yeah, about that Lou Gehrig's diagnosis. It was only for literary effect for this post (mi malo). But it COULD happen. I did play little league back in 1969.