Post #123713 by badmojo on Fri, Nov 5, 2004 11:43 AM

"the Dali Lama himself. The twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes; the grace; bald; striking... So, we finish the 18, and he's going to stiff me. And I say, 'hey. Lama, hey. How about a little something for, you know, the effort, you know?' And he says, 'oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I've got that going for me, which is nice."