Official Holiday Llama thread - Bilge

TW Trader Woody Member Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2301	TW Trader Woody Posted posted on Sun, Nov 7, 2004 2:45 AM On 2004-11-07 02:24, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote: Hey Folks, Let's not get too far off track with all this non-llama silliness. Jokes are fine and all, but they detract from the intent of Tangaroa to open an honest discussion about Holiday Llama and what Holiday Llama means to us at this time of year. Sorry Sabu - my eyesight and hearing have been temporarily shot to pieces because of an explosion that occurred while making treacle toffee. Damn the boiling point of sugar! We in the UK look forward to the annual 'Parading of the King' ritual that occurs on Christmas Eve in many country villages. The village idiot is covered in soot, made to wear a crown made of dried llama dung and shiny foil, then paraded around the village on the back of a llama festooned with ribbons. He's then forced to drink a gallon of ale at the village pub while the llama is ritually slaughtered and roasted on a spit. The idiot is then thrown in the river and the rest of the villagers wash down their hot llama with copious amounts of mead. It's the highlight of my year. Trader Woody [ Edited by: Trader Woody on 2004-11-07 02:47 ]

On 2004-11-07 02:24, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Hey Folks,

Let's not get too far off track with all this non-llama silliness. Jokes are fine and all, but they detract from the intent of Tangaroa to open an honest discussion about Holiday Llama and what Holiday Llama means to us at this time of year.

Sorry Sabu - my eyesight and hearing have been temporarily shot to pieces because of an explosion that occurred while making treacle toffee. Damn the boiling point of sugar!

We in the UK look forward to the annual 'Parading of the King' ritual that occurs on Christmas Eve in many country villages. The village idiot is covered in soot, made to wear a crown made of dried llama dung and shiny foil, then paraded around the village on the back of a llama festooned with ribbons. He's then forced to drink a gallon of ale at the village pub while the llama is ritually slaughtered and roasted on a spit. The idiot is then thrown in the river and the rest of the villagers wash down their hot llama with copious amounts of mead. It's the highlight of my year.

Trader Woody

[ Edited by: Trader Woody on 2004-11-07 02:47 ]

Post #124070 by Trader Woody on Sun, Nov 7, 2004 2:45 AM