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Post #125348 by tikijackalope on Sat, Nov 13, 2004 12:01 AM

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When I worked on a newspaper a number of years ago, a story came across about a man that was arrested for fornicating with a loaf of bread in a convenience store. The headline which actually ran was deliberately innocuous (we'd already raised eyebrows with "NASA Probes Uranus"), but runners up were:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and a loaf of bread.

Man Conceives Pillsbury Doughboy