Post #126326 by Gigantalope on Thu, Nov 18, 2004 7:47 PM

In Paraguay, there is some festival where monkeys are caught, and dresses up like people...then released around the time the fruit is harvested.

The object is to frighten the other monkeys. I'm not sure of the soundness of logic, but I love the idea of turning the little fecal hurlers loose dressed up...maybe in some kinda Desi Arnez 1940s suit with a fedora.

Not far from here is a Neiman Marcus that would be the perfect host for such hijinx. (Hijinx...three dotted letters in a row, hmmm)