What's the worst thing in your neigborhood? (not counting us) - Beyond Tiki

E eel Member Save the eel....Laney Joined: Oct 06, 2004 Posts: 70	E eel Posted posted on Fri, Nov 19, 2004 11:52 AM Damn it, did it again, THIS IS LANEY! I accidentally posted as eel. On 2004-11-18 23:26, Traderpup wrote: Laney will like this: The Salty Whore..... a neighbor's beat-up, run down motorhome, the kind that has big globs of caulking around the windows & duct tape holding some of the siding on.... it actually says "The Salty Whore" in peel-n-stick vinyl stickers across the back... the only road trips it ever sees these days is its move to the other side of the street on street sweeping day...... OH, OH, I just LOVE the Salty Whore!!!! I have a different complaint, my crotchidy old neighbors have nothing better to do but keep their lawn perfect! I mean it looks like astro turf. They don't let their German Shepard 'go' in their front/back yard so several times a day they 'walk' him all over everyone elses lawns including mine. They complain, with letters, about everything from a dog barking at gasp 9 PM (the wife goes to bed at like 7:30) to a palm leaf hanging over the fence in their back yard. It makes me want to paint my house bright yellow, plant up and old bath tub, hang doll parts, and park the Salty Whore right in front of their house. They'll be able to hear their property value dropping, hehehe! Thanks for the ideas, keep 'em comming! [ Edited by: eel on 2004-11-19 11:54 ]

Damn it, did it again, THIS IS LANEY! I accidentally posted as eel.

On 2004-11-18 23:26, Traderpup wrote:
Laney will like this: The Salty Whore..... a neighbor's beat-up, run down motorhome, the kind that has big globs of caulking around the windows & duct tape holding some of the siding on.... it actually says "The Salty Whore" in peel-n-stick vinyl stickers across the back...

the only road trips it ever sees these days is its move to the other side of the street on street sweeping day......

OH, OH, I just LOVE the Salty Whore!!!!
I have a different complaint, my crotchidy old neighbors have nothing better to do but keep their lawn perfect! I mean it looks like astro turf. They don't let their German Shepard 'go' in their front/back yard so several times a day they 'walk' him all over everyone elses lawns including mine.
They complain, with letters, about everything from a dog barking at gasp 9 PM (the wife goes to bed at like 7:30) to a palm leaf hanging over the fence in their back yard.
It makes me want to paint my house bright yellow, plant up and old bath tub, hang doll parts, and park the Salty Whore right in front of their house. They'll be able to hear their property value dropping, hehehe! Thanks for the ideas, keep 'em comming!

[ Edited by: eel on 2004-11-19 11:54 ]

Post #126426 by eel on Fri, Nov 19, 2004 11:52 AM