Post #128018 by ErichTroudt on Tue, Nov 30, 2004 12:03 PM

Bytes my friend, that could possibly be the funniest thing I have heard this holiday season. I think I will be using that line. I'll give you credit of course.

Few more gripes.

Turkey for dinner. Didn't we just have that same exact meal last month. We go 10 months out of the year without this Dry bird and now we have to have it twice in a months time? People, lets make Ham the official X-mas meal.

The jerkweed neighbor who buys his kids a loud motorizred scooters or dirt bikes. So all x-mas afternoon you have to hear highpitched motorcycles going up and down the street all day and night. I can't wait for them to pile it up in the curb or for it to break 2 months later.

The relative that puts out "that" candy jar. You probably don't wanna be there in the first place so you think "that hard candy looks good, maybe I'll have some, hey, I like candy and maybe we'll get lucky I'll choke and we'll have to leave". Meanwhile when you open the jar and take a piece, it's one solid piece. Decoration Candy. That candy has been in that jar since Moses had short pants and it just gets packed and unpaked every year with the rest of the decorations.

The numnut neighbor that leaves up his lights all year round.

The holiday scented x-mas candle that actually smells a little more like salmon and burning tires than pine or cinamon.

Relatives that invite you over at 2:00pm but forget to mention they aren't cooking that dry bird until 7:00. "Hey pal, I got 17 other relatives I obligated to visit this weekend. hey, they candy in that jar will hold me over.......