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Post #128114 by cybertiki on Tue, Nov 30, 2004 6:22 PM

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On 2004-11-18 20:31, Gigantalope wrote:
What's in your neighborhood that's hideous? Some vulgar thing that gets your goat every time you pass it...it just does NOT belong?

Horses. Got lotsa cowboy wannabees around here, and it's really pitiful. I think cowboys are OK. They look good in movies and cigarette commercials. They should stay in Texas and Oklahoma and Wyoming where it's safe. The horses, however, gotta go.

I had to scrape one of my neighbors off the pavement a couple of weeks ago with a broken head because her horse got spooked at the Sugar Cane rustling and dumped her on the street.

Horses are large evil smelling animals with no sense of humor that leave tremendous piles of crap all over the neighborhood, and attract bloody great flies. I've no use for them whatever, unless someone is roasting one for a BBQ.

Cheers!