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Post #128139 by stuff-o-rama on Tue, Nov 30, 2004 8:13 PM

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Exhibit A:

My oldest sister comes to visit every 3 weeks for the past 4 years. I love my sister, but if she weren't related I probably wouldn't hang out with her if you know what I mean. This Thanksgiving, she invited herself to my house as she was driving here (no notice). My youngest sister intervened and convinced her to stay with her this time (as I was about to go insane). On day two my 15 year-old nephew sent me this e-mail:

hey loser
i just sat through one hour's worth of how some person who will not be named is in the booming bussiness of shower door sales. apparently, there is tons of money to be made in the bay area over products that include
the function of a GOD DAMN shower door!! i now know how to makes millions in just a few short days by selling stuff that nobody wants. hurray for me!! its all your fault too and that is why i hate you now
goodbye

matt