Post #131575 by cynfulcynner on Fri, Dec 17, 2004 10:19 AM

Fill The Bars With Christmas Drinking
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
See The People Getting Stinking
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
Though Their Brains Are Half Corroded
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
Still They'll Try To Drive Home Loaded
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La

See The Busy Intersection
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
Here Come Cars From Each Direction
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
See The Pile-Up When They're Meeting
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
What A Novel Christmas Greeting
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La

Hear The Sounds Of Sirens Blowing
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
See The Yuletide Death Toll Growing
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
That's The Fate Of Drunken Drivers
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La
Sing This Song To The Survivors
Fa-La-La-La-La La-La-La-La

(originally published in MAD magazine, 1973)