If we're not supposed to eat people, why are they made out of meat? (the Cannibal Thread) - Bilge

C cybertiki Member Fort Lauderdale, FL Joined: Jun 28, 2003 Posts: 234	C cybertiki Posted posted on Sat, Dec 18, 2004 5:11 AM Two missionaries were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary said, "I just pissed in their soup!" Cheers! Stay on the beach. The natives over there are cannibals. They eat liars with the same enthusiasm as they eat honest men. http://www.cybertiki.com [ Edited by: cybertiki on 2004-12-18 05:13 ]

Two missionaries were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The other missionary said, "I just pissed in their soup!"

Cheers!

Stay on the beach. The natives over there are cannibals.
They eat liars with the same enthusiasm as they eat honest men.

http://www.cybertiki.com

[ Edited by: cybertiki on 2004-12-18 05:13 ]

Post #131712 by cybertiki on Sat, Dec 18, 2004 5:11 AM