If we're not supposed to eat people, why are they made out of meat? (the Cannibal Thread) - Bilge

M Mystiki Member Sakatamata Island Joined: Jul 03, 2003 Posts: 165	M Mystiki Posted posted on Sun, Dec 19, 2004 9:20 PM Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!" HEHE....now that give's new meaning to the words "Friar's Roast". @;-)

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"

HEHE....now that give's new meaning to the words "Friar's Roast". @;-)

Post #131888 by Mystiki on Sun, Dec 19, 2004 9:20 PM