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T TikiGardener Member 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1368	T TikiGardener Posted posted on Sun, Jan 2, 2005 6:36 PM What would the punishments be for Owning the Book Of Tiki- After all it got it all wrong. It was way cooler than that book even pretends to be. You mightbe able to own the Icons version. But only if you cut out the text. Oh and remember it is responsible for all these newbies and poseurs being attracted to our "cool" exclusive club. Using Mai Tai Mix instead "real" ingredients. Being seen in a "Tiki" establishment that wasn't from the glory days. Or judged "Un-authentic". Drinking a Margarita. The most anti tiki drink. Heck even looking at one is tantamount to owning the entire Jimmy Buffet Collection!

What would the punishments be for

Owning the Book Of Tiki- After all it got it all wrong. It was way cooler than that book even pretends to be. You mightbe able to own the Icons version. But only if you cut out the text. Oh and remember it is responsible for all these newbies and poseurs being attracted to our "cool" exclusive club.
Using Mai Tai Mix instead "real" ingredients.
Being seen in a "Tiki" establishment that wasn't from the glory days. Or judged "Un-authentic".
Drinking a Margarita. The most anti tiki drink. Heck even looking at one is tantamount to owning the entire Jimmy Buffet Collection!

Post #133666 by TikiGardener on Sun, Jan 2, 2005 6:36 PM