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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1368
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What would the punishments be for
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Owning the Book Of Tiki- After all it got it all wrong. It was way cooler than that book even pretends to be. You mightbe able to own the Icons version. But only if you cut out the text. Oh and remember it is responsible for all these newbies and poseurs being attracted to our "cool" exclusive club.
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Using Mai Tai Mix instead "real" ingredients.
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Being seen in a "Tiki" establishment that wasn't from the glory days. Or judged "Un-authentic".
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Drinking a Margarita. The most anti tiki drink. Heck even looking at one is tantamount to owning the entire Jimmy Buffet Collection!
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