Post #1348 by Swanky on Wed, May 8, 2002 1:29 PM

1000+ gallon marine aquarium that is either one entire wall or centrally located so you can walk around it.

Ever smiling native gals ( guys for the ladies ) who only speak enough english to take the drink/food order, dressed in grass skirts (only!). Much dancing too.

Barrels of rum of all flavors.

The floor would be tons of sand that is sifted for trash regularly. Like a big beach inside.

One side would be open to the white sand beach, facing the setting sun.

See Tarder Vic's menu for the general scene.

A nightly show featuring the maiden tied between two big tikis to be sacrificed to the "gods," etc.

One meal served a night, a luau with the giant cooked pig dug up and served.

Intoxicating aroma of ever blooming giant Gardenias!

The sound of waves lapping the shore and boat horns in the distance.

Hmmm... That's a start.