What is Your favorite Rum? - Tiki Drinks and Food

H hewey Tiki Socialite Sydney, Australia Joined: Sep 14, 2004 Posts: 4283	H hewey Posted posted on Mon, Jan 17, 2005 11:10 PM My fave rum is Australian - Bundaberg Rum. Great with coke (i know, not very tiki), and a great sense of humour in their adds and stuff. Otherwise, I made up this for a re-labelled bottle of rum: Heweys Brew is brewed from specially selected sugarcane, harvested under a full moon by voluptuous island natives scantily clad in coconut bikinis. Upon drinking Heweys Brew, the individual is transported to a time devoid of politically correct bullshit, where it is still acceptable to sacrifice a virgin for entertainment. Heweys Brew is a beverage the whole family can enjoy, from old codgers to ankle biters.

My fave rum is Australian - Bundaberg Rum. Great with coke (i know, not very tiki), and a great sense of humour in their adds and stuff.

Otherwise, I made up this for a re-labelled bottle of rum:

Heweys Brew is brewed from
specially selected sugarcane,
harvested under a full moon
by voluptuous island natives
scantily clad in coconut bikinis.

Upon drinking Heweys Brew,
the individual is transported
to a time devoid of politically
correct bullshit, where it is
still acceptable to sacrifice
a virgin for entertainment.

Heweys Brew is a beverage
the whole family can enjoy,
from old codgers to ankle biters.

Post #136103 by hewey on Mon, Jan 17, 2005 11:10 PM