Going out West where I belong.... - Beyond Tiki

UJ Unkle John Tiki Socialite Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Posts: 1217	UJ Unkle John Posted posted on Sun, Jan 23, 2005 9:00 PM All right Johnny...heres the scoop. I appoligize for the laguage. And I am not insensitive to same sex couples. I have no quams over them... just the ones who now live in the old house. This has been taken from my rant.. i've cleaned it up the best I could. I left alot to enphisize how pissed I am about it. Now to get the dirt, the house in the Dallas area is no longer ours. We have finally gotten rid of it. And believe me, it’s been hell going through with it. Ok, when last posted we where suppose to close on the house on Oct. 29th. Well that didn’t happen. So we move out of the house (under the word of the buyer that we could close on it the following week) and the girls who wanted the house move in. Well we couldn’t get all of our boxes and stuff in the first trip so we had to leave some. Their mother (in-law), throws a shit fit because we have to leave our stuff in OUR house. We didn’t want them moving in until the house was out of our name. But that didn’t happen, they had already secured their U-Haul and canceled their contract on their apartment. And what happens next is why I didn’t want them moving in just yet. “Mom” notices the sink isn’t draining well and corners me and gives me the 5th degree. I told her that we told the girls there where roots in the lines and we had very-very minimal problems. A little Dra-no would fix it. Well flash forward a week or so, we are living with the in-laws and I have not heard a word from anyone. I then get a call from the buyer that sewage is “backing up into the tub and exploding out the pipes” and that the girls have called several companies to come out and fix it. I call the girls and tell them that it is not their decision, it’s not their house and if anything they are our “renters” until their buyer took over the house. Pissed that they didn’t call me first, I then call up a local plumber who I have done business with in the past. $3500 to fix the problem. All the pipes are damaged or collapsed. So I call the buyer and tell her seeing that her renters have moved into my house with out my total agreement (remember this is 2 weeks after we moved out), she agrees to pay half (we got screwed later she only wanted to pay $1500 for her part). So then another week goes by. We get word from our realtor out here that the woman who owns the house that we are buying is getting antsy. Within the month we made 3 trips go and get stuff from the “old house”. We went up and signed papers the week before thanksgiving and from what I heard, it pissed off the buyer. We also got word from our gay “renters” that their buyer has been talking trash about us not wanting to sign papers and crap. Total bull shit. Then a week after thanksgiving I get a call from my wife telling me I need to call the plumber. The girls did it again. They smelled a little whiff of gas and freaked and instead of calling him, or me they called TXU. TXU came out, shut off the gas and told them to get it fixed. The plumber could have fixed it for me for little to nothing… It cost me $3300 out of pocket. Why? Because the fucking bitch who was buying the house was fucking around and getting her paperwork done the way she wanted it so she could still make a profit off of it. How do I know this? She lied to me and her clients and my title company. She would not return phone calls or answer half of the time and claim it was her phone screwing up. Then I had to play arbitrator between her and the plumber and her and the title company. I’m still getting pissed when I think about it. So, here we are supposed to get back about $10k and after all this bull shit, we are getting back a few hundred bucks (after the down payment on the New House). I’m still royally pissed about the whole situation. Being forced out of our house and then forced to pay for minor problems to a house that shouldn’t have been ours after a week of moving out. We also found out from the "renters" that they ARE NOT going to pay what is owed to them because what they "had to go through during repairs". Plus they claim that we never had an agreement. After going through the list of bull shit (that there is no way they could have typed up.. probably had thier landlord do it) on why they aren't going to pay us our owed $720. You know what I say? "fuck YOU TOO!" I don't care if you are gay, straight or martian, you are low-lifes. They just got free repairs to things that REAL home owners deal with, but you rode it off on someone else's pocket book. I don't give a fuck your rent from the buyer went up $25. Whooptie-shit. That's life and you know what, you going o give me a sack a boo-hoo shit stories, it's fallen on deaf ears. We where kind to you, we could have kicked you out of the house at any time while it was under our name, but we are nice people. So you can keep that $720, stick it and hope karma dosen't come knocking at your door. Because when it does, you better wish your where as reasonable. Same thing goes for your landlord. Just a word of advise, being gay in a small town is pretty notable, be ready to deal with it's head aches. That's why my wife and I never mentioned our religion. The buyer is a “licensed realtor”, well I’ve been nice this whole time as well, but she is about the learn I’m not one to be fucked with. I’m having her fucking license revoked. God damn bitch, you fucked around long enough and cost me enough money, now it’s time to be fucked like the bitch you are. Moral of the story: Get a realtor to do all this crap, it’s less stressful. Am I going to take them to small claims court? For $720!? Bull shit waste of time if you ask me. As I said karma will get them and they will be clueless to why it happened. Bunch of free-loaders. We love our new house and we love the new town. It’s quiet here, no kids bumping their backseats, no park, nothing but peace and quiet. The tiki lounge is better than ever, we have a Murphy bed for guests, a meditation area and a very well landscaped yard. We are planning on having a Luau in the spring. But there will be more info later. So that’s what has been happening. I didn’t get kidnapped by aliens or fell into the bottomless pit. Just some rotten luck. -one man aspiring to be everyone’s favorite unkle. http://www.unklejohn.com My Tiki Lounge http://unklejohn.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi [ Edited by: Unkle John on 2005-01-23 21:02 ] [ Edited by: Unkle John on 2005-01-23 21:10 ]

All right Johnny...heres the scoop. I appoligize for the laguage. And I am not insensitive to same sex couples. I have no quams over them... just the ones who now live in the old house.

This has been taken from my rant.. i've cleaned it up the best I could. I left alot to enphisize how pissed I am about it.

Now to get the dirt, the house in the Dallas area is no longer ours. We have finally gotten rid of it. And believe me, it’s been hell going through with it. Ok, when last posted we where suppose to close on the house on Oct. 29th. Well that didn’t happen. So we move out of the house (under the word of the buyer that we could close on it the following week) and the girls who wanted the house move in. Well we couldn’t get all of our boxes and stuff in the first trip so we had to leave some. Their mother (in-law), throws a shit fit because we have to leave our stuff in OUR house. We didn’t want them moving in until the house was out of our name. But that didn’t happen, they had already secured their U-Haul and canceled their contract on their apartment. And what happens next is why I didn’t want them moving in just yet. “Mom” notices the sink isn’t draining well and corners me and gives me the 5th degree. I told her that we told the girls there where roots in the lines and we had very-very minimal problems. A little Dra-no would fix it. Well flash forward a week or so, we are living with the in-laws and I have not heard a word from anyone. I then get a call from the buyer that sewage is “backing up into the tub and exploding out the pipes” and that the girls have called several companies to come out and fix it. I call the girls and tell them that it is not their decision, it’s not their house and if anything they are our “renters” until their buyer took over the house. Pissed that they didn’t call me first, I then call up a local plumber who I have done business with in the past. $3500 to fix the problem. All the pipes are damaged or collapsed. So I call the buyer and tell her seeing that her renters have moved into my house with out my total agreement (remember this is 2 weeks after we moved out), she agrees to pay half (we got screwed later she only wanted to pay $1500 for her part). So then another week goes by. We get word from our realtor out here that the woman who owns the house that we are buying is getting antsy. Within the month we made 3 trips go and get stuff from the “old house”. We went up and signed papers the week before thanksgiving and from what I heard, it pissed off the buyer. We also got word from our gay “renters” that their buyer has been talking trash about us not wanting to sign papers and crap. Total bull shit. Then a week after thanksgiving I get a call from my wife telling me I need to call the plumber. The girls did it again. They smelled a little whiff of gas and freaked and instead of calling him, or me they called TXU. TXU came out, shut off the gas and told them to get it fixed. The plumber could have fixed it for me for little to nothing… It cost me $3300 out of pocket. Why? Because the fucking bitch who was buying the house was fucking around and getting her paperwork done the way she wanted it so she could still make a profit off of it. How do I know this? She lied to me and her clients and my title company. She would not return phone calls or answer half of the time and claim it was her phone screwing up. Then I had to play arbitrator between her and the plumber and her and the title company. I’m still getting pissed when I think about it.
So, here we are supposed to get back about $10k and after all this bull shit, we are getting back a few hundred bucks (after the down payment on the New House). I’m still royally pissed about the whole situation. Being forced out of our house and then forced to pay for minor problems to a house that shouldn’t have been ours after a week of moving out. We also found out from the "renters" that they ARE NOT going to pay what is owed to them because what they "had to go through during repairs". Plus they claim that we never had an agreement. After going through the list of bull shit (that there is no way they could have typed up.. probably had thier landlord do it) on why they aren't going to pay us our owed $720. You know what I say? "fuck YOU TOO!" I don't care if you are gay, straight or martian, you are low-lifes. They just got free repairs to things that REAL home owners deal with, but you rode it off on someone else's pocket book. I don't give a fuck your rent from the buyer went up $25. Whooptie-shit. That's life and you know what, you going o give me a sack a boo-hoo shit stories, it's fallen on deaf ears. We where kind to you, we could have kicked you out of the house at any time while it was under our name, but we are nice people. So you can keep that $720, stick it and hope karma dosen't come knocking at your door. Because when it does, you better wish your where as reasonable. Same thing goes for your landlord. Just a word of advise, being gay in a small town is pretty notable, be ready to deal with it's head aches. That's why my wife and I never mentioned our religion.
The buyer is a “licensed realtor”, well I’ve been nice this whole time as well, but she is about the learn I’m not one to be fucked with. I’m having her fucking license revoked. God damn bitch, you fucked around long enough and cost me enough money, now it’s time to be fucked like the bitch you are.

Moral of the story: Get a realtor to do all this crap, it’s less stressful.

Am I going to take them to small claims court? For $720!? Bull shit waste of time if you ask me. As I said karma will get them and they will be clueless to why it happened. Bunch of free-loaders.

We love our new house and we love the new town. It’s quiet here, no kids bumping their backseats, no park, nothing but peace and quiet. The tiki lounge is better than ever, we have a Murphy bed for guests, a meditation area and a very well landscaped yard. We are planning on having a Luau in the spring. But there will be more info later.
So that’s what has been happening. I didn’t get kidnapped by aliens or fell into the bottomless pit. Just some rotten luck.

-one man aspiring to be everyone’s favorite unkle.
http://www.unklejohn.com

My Tiki Lounge http://unklejohn.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi

[ Edited by: Unkle John on 2005-01-23 21:02 ]

[ Edited by: Unkle John on 2005-01-23 21:10 ]

Post #137018 by Unkle John on Sun, Jan 23, 2005 9:00 PM