Message from Tiki Bong - Bilge

TM tiki mick Tiki Socialite SOCAL Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 4105	TM tiki mick Posted posted on Tue, Jan 25, 2005 1:40 PM My esteemed colleague Dr. Hanford Bong would like me to pass on the following message: I receieved this directly from Flabojah.. "greetings from Flabojah, Ubekistan. I have been immersed in research here for my gold dredging operations for the last several weeks, and have been unable to post my usual caustic and highly inflammatory posts. The gold dredging is going very well, and I should be able to afford that prosthetic device you all know I needed, (but were afraid to ask about) and a few other things of a heavy nature. I do miss you all warmly and fondly, (all of you except Baxdog, that is) so for anyone wondering "where fo art thou" please visit my website at http://www.KEEPMASTER.COM, for updates on the dredging, the briefcase UFO detector and other inventions I have been working with and designing. Some of you may have noticed that I have lost a little weight, grown a few inches taller, and am wearing a funny hat. This is in no way reason for you to be alarmed. I will return to my flaccid state soon, and as General Douglass F. Steward said in 1956.."I WILL go to Korea". I hope to be reunited with y'all very soon. At the present time, I am entertaining a small group of local herders in my tent for some yak-tea liquor, silly games and a couple of indigenous dances afterwards. I wish you were here to see it! All except baxdog, of course. He is boycotted because when I asked him to invest in my gold-dredging operation, he demurred most vociferously, and very rudely. Bax, next time, a simple "no" would be sufficient. You did not have to come to my house and take it to the level you did! After all, we have been friends a long time and throwing my triple neck steel guitar thru my front window was just plain tasteless and uncalled for!

My esteemed colleague Dr. Hanford Bong would like me to pass on the following message: I receieved this directly from Flabojah..

"greetings from Flabojah, Ubekistan. I have been immersed in research here for my gold dredging operations for the last several weeks, and have been unable to post my usual caustic and highly inflammatory posts. The gold dredging is going very well, and I should be able to afford that prosthetic device you all know I needed, (but were afraid to ask about) and a few other things of a heavy nature. I do miss you all warmly and fondly, (all of you except Baxdog, that is) so for anyone wondering "where fo art thou" please visit my website at http://www.KEEPMASTER.COM, for updates on the dredging, the briefcase UFO detector and other inventions I have been working with and designing. Some of you may have noticed that I have lost a little weight, grown a few inches taller, and am wearing a funny hat. This is in no way reason for you to be alarmed. I will return to my flaccid state soon, and as General Douglass F. Steward said in 1956.."I WILL go to Korea".

I hope to be reunited with y'all very soon. At the present time, I am entertaining a small group of local herders in my tent for some yak-tea liquor, silly games and a couple of indigenous dances afterwards. I wish you were here to see it!

All except baxdog, of course. He is boycotted because when I asked him to invest in my gold-dredging operation, he demurred most vociferously, and very rudely.

Bax, next time, a simple "no" would be sufficient. You did not have to come to my house and take it to the level you did! After all, we have been friends a long time and throwing my triple neck steel guitar thru my front window was just plain tasteless and uncalled for!

Post #137296 by tiki mick on Tue, Jan 25, 2005 1:40 PM