Post #137738 by Geeky Tiki on Thu, Jan 27, 2005 1:01 PM

Mr. Crabs is also a cannibal, but that doesn't seem to offend those nutty social critics.

Sandy Squirrel seems a little too assertive to be a proper hetero female, as well.

Hmmmmm.

Squidward is a depressed repressed gay squid.

Sponge Bob is pre-gay, asexual.

Patrick is obviously a "bear."

Mr. Crabs, as mentioned, lives with his mom, has a "trans-specied" daughter who does not seem to be the product of a valid matrimonial situation and endorses single parenting. His daughter's pearl necklace is an obvious pornographic reference that serves only to further objectify women.

Sponge Bob is synthetic, yet his parents are natural sponges: artificial en-sponge-ination? Obviously this is a stem cell endorsement.

Plankton - into domination. Some sly S&M reference?

Krusty Crab and Chum Bucket are terms meant to desensitize our youth to STD's.

I think maybe those nuts stopped too soon at their Sponge Bob condemnations!

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2005-01-27 13:03 ]