Post #147653 by badmojo on Fri, Mar 18, 2005 6:56 AM

i would prefer an article about badmojo.

Tell you what, here's a rundown on my average "Rising",
6:30am - Grunt "Goodbye, Love You" to my wife when she leaves for work.
6:31 - Go back to sleep.
8:12 - Wake up to ringing phone, check caller ID, notice it's a bill collector, ignore.
8:15 - Dog starts dancing on my chest, needing to pee & wanting breakfast.
8:17 - Swat buzzing fly before the cat breaks something.
8:19 - See a man about a horse.
8:20 - Throw on yesterdays jeans & Aloha shirt.
8:25 - Let dog out, fill his food bowl, let dog back in.
8:27 - Pour a glass of generic Cola, grab Pop Tart.
8:30 - Fire up Laptop, turn on TV.
Repeat as needed untill wife arrives back home.

[ Edited by: badmojo on 2005-03-18 07:08 ]