Post #150487 by Turbogod on Thu, Mar 31, 2005 5:08 PM

I'd heard him a few times, always made me laugh. He was on Howard Stern a few weeks ago inspired me to go see him when he came to Baltimore this weekend. So many favorites, here's my 2.

"I bought a donut and the guy gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut, I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I can not imagine the senerio where I would have to prove that I brought a donut. Some skeptical friend. Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I got the documentation right here."

I had a bag of Fritos. They were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. 'Better flip that Frito, Dad. You know how I like mine.'

[ Edited by: Turbogod on 2005-03-31 17:10 ]