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S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Sat, Apr 9, 2005 6:29 PM On 2005-04-08 18:13, Tiki-bot wrote: #1 traffic peeve: People who sit at the light in the left lane, then when the light turns green, creep out and THEN put their turn signal on. That's when I close my eyes and slide into a self-hypnotic-medatative trance until I become MAD MAX behind the wheel of The Road Warrior Truck, bristling with armor, spikes and all kinda totally ludicrous weapons of every caliber. With a blast of my mighty air horn (which isn't a horn at all, but a recording of a semi truck hauling 2 trailer loads of live pigs locking up the brakes at 65 mph in the Holland Tunnel amplified through a 3000 watt Altec Voice of the Theatre PA system) I put pedal to metal and...oh shit, I spilled my drink! I'll have to get back to this rant later.

On 2005-04-08 18:13, Tiki-bot wrote:
#1 traffic peeve: People who sit at the light in the left lane, then when the light turns green, creep out and THEN put their turn signal on.

That's when I close my eyes and slide into a self-hypnotic-medatative trance until I become MAD MAX behind the wheel of The Road Warrior Truck, bristling with armor, spikes and all kinda totally ludicrous weapons of every caliber. With a blast of my mighty air horn (which isn't a horn at all, but a recording of a semi truck hauling 2 trailer loads of live pigs locking up the brakes at 65 mph in the Holland Tunnel amplified through a 3000 watt Altec Voice of the Theatre PA system) I put pedal to metal and...oh shit, I spilled my drink! I'll have to get back to this rant later.

Post #151968 by Shipwreckjoey on Sat, Apr 9, 2005 6:29 PM