Post #152996 by tikibob on Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:14 AM

With the proper trade winds, my non-scale replica of the Kon-Tiki will wash upon the shore of Tiki Oasis again this year.

In tow (on inner-tube if needed) will be my Girl Friday, who will be making her first appearance at the Oasis. My safe return from Oasis 1-4 have convinced her that fear of loss of life or limb are unfounded, even if pictures of past events suggests otherwise.

I have not exactly explained the whole virgin sacrifice thing. I guess I need to consult the Oasis Bylaws and Charter and see if a virgin is defined as a "newly attending guest" or if the interpretation is strictly biblical. Not being the research type I will probably just take the 50/50 chance that she will be returning from Oasis and not meeting a firey death in the hot tub filled with buring 151 rum.

Girl Friday, Belinda to her parents and visiting dignitaries (i.e., wayfarers that wonder into our camp), is excited about the passage. We will also be spending some time in LA both before and after the Oasis exploring locals of tikidom in the So. Cal. asphalt jungles.

Balmy regards to one and all,

Tiki Bob