Post #1588 by MonkeyGod on Sun, May 19, 2002 8:27 AM

Trader Woody: "While not strictly a 'Tiki thing', monkeys fit smoothly into the Polynesian pop mindset. In an idealised Tiki bar, a monkey wearing a fez would be distributing cigarettes from a tray."

Never were truer words spoken. Although recent Primate Senate bills have banned the distribution of tobacco products by New World Monkeys. Apes, however, face no such restrictions as they appeal less to minors.