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Post #165593 by Formikahini on Mon, Jun 13, 2005 10:00 PM

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I find myself strangely enamored of them both. Yes, I love them both.

However, I will have to give the nod to candy corn, if forced to choose, for one reason only: the little white bottom part of the 3 layers. I am compelled, by some some childhood spell, to save for last the biggest "whites" and apply them to my canine teeth, creating instant fangs.

I have never, ever eaten candy corn without the Dracula piece de resistance. This includes eating them alone, without an audience for my fangs.

Actually, I do not recall eating them alone for several decades now, but I'm sure I would do it.

This is somehow tied to biting off the chocolate bunnies' ears first, then all remaining appendages, according to size. This means that the head is the penultimate portion, saving the trunk for last.

Again, this applies to private as well as public consumption.