Post #165888 by Tikilicious on Wed, Jun 15, 2005 8:31 AM

Well, I know it might seem silly, but I am really excited about this gift. The other night I was at Chip and Andy's house, and Chip slipped this monkey in a palm tree into my tiki drink. I LOVE monkeys. When you flip it over, its the butt of the monkey peeking through the back of the tree. He and Andy found a batch of them at a dollar store, and bought them out. I am giddy excited about this silly little monkey. I stuck it in the coconut on my own tiny rinky-dinky home bar.

Secondly, I have this somewhat odd tiki find. I think its odd because of the story behind it. I got it on Ebay for next to nothin, and the seller said that his grandfather owned a business in which he would make things out of rubber. And that his grandfather lived on some ranch that had a barn. And years later after the grandfather passed away, the seller (or somebody else, I forget the details of the story exactly, now) was playing in the barn and found this little doll hidden in the hay. And the theory is that the grandfather must have made this doll for himself. Which is a little kinky, once you get a good look at the doll. I pictured this kinky dirty old man making himself a rubber dolly on the sly while at work, with great tits and a really great butt. And then I pictured him climbing up into the loft of a barn, and gazing at it while laying back in the hay with a horny grin. It comletely grossed me out and yet absolutely amused me simultaniously. I HAD to have it. And buy it I did. I was the only bidder. I got her for about 3 bucks, and named her Lokelani.

Could this story be true? Or were these mass-produced somewhere, and I fell for a really great story? Am I a sucker? Though I am curious, I almost dont want to know. But ask I will. :)

Here is Lokelani:

Even her tiny little toenails are painted red! So darling!