Post #16709 by midnite on Wed, Dec 18, 2002 1:48 PM

Hmmm...

Champain Supernova:

Fill flute with champagne.
Drop in sugarcube soaked in Grenadine.

Drink quickly, drink many.

Important part:
Affect a disinterested pose and mock your fellow drinkers. Then, in a drunken stupor run around telling everyone to "Sod Off!" Abandon your mates and wander Chelsea (this is the hard part for non-Brits) mumbling about "I have all the talent, I am the better-looking one, Mommy liked me better!"

Suggested, but not compulsory:
Set off an international incident by denigrating the physical characterstics of an entire ethnicity.

Make some good, if not entirely derivative, British Pop.

Quit the band to become a cobbler's apprenctice*

midnite
*see Lewis, Daniel Day