How much is TOO much to drink? - Bilge

M martiki Official Mixologist http://www.smugglerscovesf.com Joined: Mar 29, 2002 Posts: 3059	M martiki Posted posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 11:46 AM On 2005-06-22 10:36, Tiki-bot wrote: Depends whether you are Humu or Pablus-sized. Tiki-bot And yet, strangely enough, Humu can drink prodigious amounts of sauce. According to the booze/weight chart I just got in the mail with my renewed license (amusing ancient weight still intact! yes!), Humu can only have one tablespoon of beer per hour and legally drive. And yet, I have seen her come to the Grotto, suck down a fifth of rum, then crack me upside the head with the empty bottle and walk over my unconcious body for a another fifth before she goes driving off into the night firing a .45 into the air and cackling like a madman. Or, wait...was that Pablus? I get hit in the head a lot.

On 2005-06-22 10:36, Tiki-bot wrote:
Depends whether you are Humu or Pablus-sized.

Tiki-bot

And yet, strangely enough, Humu can drink prodigious amounts of sauce. According to the booze/weight chart I just got in the mail with my renewed license (amusing ancient weight still intact! yes!), Humu can only have one tablespoon of beer per hour and legally drive.

And yet, I have seen her come to the Grotto, suck down a fifth of rum, then crack me upside the head with the empty bottle and walk over my unconcious body for a another fifth before she goes driving off into the night firing a .45 into the air and cackling like a madman.

Or, wait...was that Pablus?

I get hit in the head a lot.

Post #167393 by martiki on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 11:46 AM