Post #16806 by Tiki_Bong on Thu, Dec 19, 2002 9:30 AM

I'm going to put a wooden spike in this never-dying blood sucking monster!

But first this:

Kahukini's psychoanalysis: Because he was the youngest of his siblings, he felt he never garnered the attention he so desired from his parents. As such, he was given to antics in order to 'command' the attention he so craved. This usually involved nudity and the 'potty incidents'.

Much like an arsonist, he derives pleasure in setting fires then standing nearby as others attempt in vain to extinguish them (masterbation usually follows).

He doesn't necessarily believe in the 'Deist' concept or the 'Left America' dribble, but rather he is attracted to them because he knows they will 'start the fires' he must have in order to feel 'in command'.

Unfortunately, once the fires are set, innocent bystanders feel the need to put them out. He knows this will be the response and that is good. He really is 'somebody'.

Thank you. That will be $750. Please send check or money order.