Post #168719 by Dancin' Lizard on Wed, Jun 29, 2005 11:13 AM

On 2005-06-22 22:45, monkeyskull wrote:
Best line I heard on the 2005 NW Tiki Crawl: TikiMama to Humuhumu as the latter explained that she never wins anything while picking up her tikimac prize, "Yes, yes, it just sucks to be you."

Best one I heard was:

"Have you ever TOUCHED a monkey?"
short pause "No, but I've spanked one."

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