International Tiki Day 2005 in Seattle - Other Events

E Exoticat Member Hutikihi Island ~ near Seattle Joined: Feb 08, 2003 Posts: 481	E Exoticat Posted posted on Tue, Jul 5, 2005 5:42 PM TOP TEN REASONS WHY EXOTICAT WON'T BE AT MONKEYSKULL'S PARTY THIS YEAR The Voodoo Lounge isn't red enough Not a single go-go cage on the premise Nobody enjoyed the fried Monkey Balls that I brought for the potluck last year Sweetpea hasn't added me as a friend yet on My Space Spending a whole evening without hearing any Josh Groban would be traumatic Couldn't find that Watermelon guy in your photos at the party and still angry about it Heard Woofmutt is still serial killing in that area Getting my claws sharpened that day Jesus forbids my attendance Still haven't received blackmail payment from Monkeyskull for unauthorized Tikimentary footage shot last year FYI: My PayPal address is [email protected] [ Edited by: exoticat on 2005-07-05 17:43 ]

TOP TEN REASONS WHY EXOTICAT WON'T BE AT MONKEYSKULL'S PARTY THIS YEAR

The Voodoo Lounge isn't red enough
Not a single go-go cage on the premise
Nobody enjoyed the fried Monkey Balls that I brought for the potluck last year
Sweetpea hasn't added me as a friend yet on My Space
Spending a whole evening without hearing any Josh Groban would be traumatic
Couldn't find that Watermelon guy in your photos at the party and still angry about it
Heard Woofmutt is still serial killing in that area
Getting my claws sharpened that day
Jesus forbids my attendance
Still haven't received blackmail payment from Monkeyskull for unauthorized Tikimentary footage shot last year

FYI: My PayPal address is [email protected]

[ Edited by: exoticat on 2005-07-05 17:43 ]

Post #169806 by Exoticat on Tue, Jul 5, 2005 5:42 PM