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Post #170812 by Tikiwahine on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 12:03 AM

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Ah-ha! I do have something for this topic.

I like to invite guests over for waffles. My waffle iron whistles when one's done, and the dog has learned to count.

When it whistles for the 5th time, the last waffle is done and she gets to lick the bowl, so she starts getting very ancy.

If we have new guests over, sometimes I'll take their plates, set them on the floor and let the dog lick them clean. Then I put them back in the cupboard without so much as a sly look about me.