What about people that hate vegitables? - Bilge

R Riptide Tiki Socialite Garden Grove, CA Joined: Jan 12, 2005 Posts: 379	R Riptide Posted posted on Fri, Jul 29, 2005 12:00 AM Vegetables are the devil's heroin. All those innocent plants, growing in a world of sunlight and water, their lil' buds growing to one day be a big beautiful vegetable with lil' buds of their own suddenly struck down by a farmer's tool to be eaten by an undeserving schmuck like Tiki Bong. You call that justice? It is because of this I can no longer eat anything that isn't created in a lab, through the modern miracle of chemical manipulation. Just the thought of Cheese Whiz, PEZ, Pamela Anderson's breasts, and Cotton Candy make my mouth water. Mmmmmmmmm.... PEZ. And seriously, pickle juice will ruin anything!!!!

Vegetables are the devil's heroin. All those innocent plants, growing in a world of sunlight and water, their lil' buds growing to one day be a big beautiful vegetable with lil' buds of their own suddenly struck down by a farmer's tool to be eaten by an undeserving schmuck like Tiki Bong. You call that justice?

It is because of this I can no longer eat anything that isn't created in a lab, through the modern miracle of chemical manipulation. Just the thought of Cheese Whiz, PEZ, Pamela Anderson's breasts, and Cotton Candy make my mouth water.

Mmmmmmmmm.... PEZ.

And seriously, pickle juice will ruin anything!!!!

Post #175518 by Riptide on Fri, Jul 29, 2005 12:00 AM