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Post #175789 by martiki on Sat, Jul 30, 2005 8:37 AM

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My friend's father won't eat broccoli, and here's why: He says that "studies" have shown that the cellular structure of broccoli is very similar to the structure of the human brain, and he therefore believes that broccoli is a sentient creature, fully capable of independent thought and reasoning. He also believes that it might be quite intelligent, but we just haven't found a way to communicate with it yet.

No joke.

I should also mention that, if you haven't guessed already, my friend's father is bat-shit crazy.