Post #179006 by purple jade on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 3:31 PM

Remember, Tangaroa specifically called me out on this.

WHEN I WAS VISITING LANEY'S
I SAID "HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT LAMP, PRAY?"
SHE TOLD ME SHE WENT TO TORONTO
AND TIKIFISH CAUGHT HER A LAMPREY

FZ MAINTAINS THERE'S MUSIC
THAT TO HEAR HE WOULD NOT DEIGN
BUT IF YOU LOOK IN HIS GLOVEBOX
THERE'S A CD BY TAYLOR DAYNE

I NEEDED A RIDE TO SOMEWHERE
AND SO I CALLED SABU
BUT HE PULLED UP IN MY DRIVEWAY
IN A RUSTY OLD SAAB, EEEWW!

I KNOW OF A LITTLE MAN
WHO SAYS THAT HE IS 5'9"
BUT IF YOU WET DOWN HIS HAIR
WOULD THAT HEIGHT SURVIVE? NEIN!

HUEY McCHESAPEAKE
CLAIMS THAT A BOOK HE DID WRITE
BUT JUST PUBLISHING OTHER FOLKS' WORK
COULDN'T REALLY BE CALLED "WRITING", RIGHT?

THERE ONCE WAS AN INTERNET FORUM
TO WHICH BELONGED MANY A MORON
YOU'D THINK THAT THERE WOULD BE A CUT-OFF
BUT THEY JUST SEEM TO KEEP GETTING MORE ON