Post #180052 by Mai Tai on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 12:08 PM

Thankya, thankyaverymuch. I was going to cram in something about the land being pear-less, but decided to quit while I was ahead.

Speaking of quitting while ahead, let's try one in Limerick form:
**
There once was a guy from Austin
Who crammed his sports bag into his Austin
He crammed it all in,
But when he got to the Inn
He found his balls had been swiped by Jane Austen!** :o