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Thu, Aug 18, 2005 4:45 PM
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a hamburger, fries and a Coke from the bartender who gladly takes it all down on his pad and delivers it to the kitchen. The panda finds a seat at a table and moments later a waiter brings him his meal, which he eats quickly. He thanks the waiter, pays the bill and even leaves a decent tip. Suddenly the panda reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. The bartender is horrified and jumps over the counter to the waiter’s aid. “What the hell did you do that for?!” the bartender shrieks. The panda ignores the question and responds calmly with a question of his own, “Do you know what I am?” “You’re a panda…” “That’s right… now go home and look up panda in the dictionary.” And with that the panda turns and leaves the bar. That night the bartender was in a frenzy leafing through his dictionary hoping to uncover a motive for the waiter’s murder. Finally he finds panda and reads the definition… Panda |