Post #190440 by Bargoyle on Mon, Oct 3, 2005 12:02 PM

Buy me a plane ticket Pappy!! I'll go with ya! I LOVE the Mai Kai. Got engaged there...on stage (and yet I STILL love it..heh heh)

But seriously. You should bring me. I'm highly qualified...

I'm a VERY experienced drinking companion; A terrible singer (but that doesn't stop me); Available most hours for general booze-fueled mayhem; I can type...umm...10 to 15 words a minute; Expert at cajoling; I'm an Irishman, so I never get drunk (heh heh); I know all the words to the Hukilau song AND to Tiny Bubbles; and I require only a small drinking stipend, not a full salary, so I'm a total bargain!!

I can send you a full resume if you'd like.

ps. November is cool with me for Kowloon

[ Edited by: Bargoyle 2005-10-03 12:07 ]