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Post #19507 by Geeky Tiki on Tue, Jan 14, 2003 2:59 PM

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Yah, this one is a bummer.

If he acted as he claims, then he should have plenty of documentation regarding a book that will be being published in a matter of months, and should have the inspection if his computer reveal that no downloads took place with no other evidence of any active attraction to kiddie porn.

I hope he hasn't been hanging out with Gary Glitter lately!

If he did do it, we will have to change the lyric to "Preteen Wasteland."

How's this:

Baby O'Reilly

I'm going back to jail,
For digging underage tail

How much lower could I be driven?

They don't put up a fight
it makes me feel so right

I don't need to be forgiven!

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only preteen wasteland

Sally took my hand
Travelled 'cross my waistband
Put out the fire
She can't look 10 or older
Oh, no, the cops are here
I'll blame it on the beer

Let's get together
Before you get much older

Preteen wasteland
I'm in prepubescent wasteland
Preschool wasteland
Oh, oh
Preteen wasteland
They're all wasted!

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2003-01-14 15:27 ]