Dogs are Superior to Cats - Bilge

A alohabros Member westernus Joined: Feb 04, 2004 Posts: 533	A alohabros Posted posted on Tue, Nov 1, 2005 10:38 AM a police dog responds to an ad for work with the fbi. "well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. first, you must type at least 60 words per minute." sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. "also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." this perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time. "there's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual." with confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "meow!"

a police dog responds to an ad for work with the fbi. "well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. first, you must type at least 60 words per minute." sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. "also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." this perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time. "there's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual." with confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "meow!"

Post #195911 by alohabros on Tue, Nov 1, 2005 10:38 AM