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Post #200979 by Hakalugi on Thu, Dec 1, 2005 12:02 AM

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It is true, Anne Geddes is in cahoots with the devil. Thank you Sabu for sharing your daring reconnaissance mission at Downtown Disney.

Below is an article found here:


*WORK OF THE DEVIL

Satan is well and truly at work, and he's producing DVDs.

I come to this conclusion based on the news that two of my most loathed "artists" Anne Geddes and Celine Dion have formed an unholy alliance.

Anne Geddes is that photographer who takes creepy pictures of babies stuffed in watering cans and shit and flogs a range of products with these images that everyone but me seems to find "cute."

Celine Dion - recently named as the shame of Canada - is of course one of the most evil recording artists of the late 20th century.

News reports reveal the two have hooked up on a project called Miracle which includes a DVD, a CD and a book. Creepy babies with Celine Dion as the soundtrack. There is no God:

"Geddes has chosen 80 pictures of babies, and Dion will sing 11 lullabies, including eight originals.

The two met in February 2001, when Geddes photographed Rene Charles, the son of Dion and husband Rene Angelil.

The book will be launched on October 12 in New York."

October 12, how wonderful! And not at all coincidentally timed to saturate the marketplace in time for Christmas gift ideas for everyone's lame and not-so-cherished relatives - the only people who you would seriously consider buying such a hideous thing for.*